plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl
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plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl
LEAKED Suicide Squad Script
Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
GOTH PROBLEM: WHEN YOU HAVE DIFFERENT TONES OF BLACK IN ONE OUTFIT like, your shirt will be more of a warm black and your pants are more of a cool black and of course your shoes are fucking faded canvas black aND THIS IS WHY WE LOOK SAD
Reblog this is you’re here to uplift ALL Black women
Dark skinned, queer, trans, disabled, shy, goofy, tatted, no booty, 4c hair, fat, skinny, depressed, quiet, loud, carefree, tomboy, girly, lesbian, asexual, anxious, geeky, tall, short, goth, metalhead, and every other Black girl that isn’t represented enough.
I need to follow more blogs.
Everyday, till I stop breathing
yes my babies
All day, everyday.
- cat: walks by
- me: what a cute cat
- cat: sneezes
- me: this cat is amazing
- cat: literally lays around doing nothing of note
- me: i have never loved anything more than i love this cat
10yrs from now
- some asshole: why are you painting the baby's nursery when you don't know what their gender will be yet?!?!?
- me, slathering the guest room wall with black paint: it doesn't matter because i know my baby will be goth
Goth Problems
• Melting in the sunlight
• Summer
• Having no money in October
• When you run out of black makeup
• When your blacks don’t match
• People calling you emo
• When people assume you’re a satanist
• When your favorite band isn’t available on iTunes
• When your fishnets are too ripped
I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,
d0ufu
